Knocked-Up Jessica Alba Didn’t Swallow That Either
April 15th, 2008
By: Melysa
A bulbous Jessica Alba was photographed sucking on a lollipop while shopping with a girlfriend at A Pea In A Pod along Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.
It wasn’t too long ago that men and women fawned over Mexican-American hottie; dreaming longingly of a chance encounter with her mouth, or better yet, her vagina.
But then she just had to go and poke some holes in Cash Warren’s condoms and trick him into a life of parenthood and marriage.
It’s bad enough she’s got genital herpes, but now she’s going to f—- up her vaginal muscles by coughing out a kid. Let’s hope she has a C-section, because no amount of kegel exercises will ever undo a baby tearing that shit up.
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Why is everyone in hollywood getting pregnant? Is that the cool thing to do now? At least J-Lo waited.
the comments about jessica are disgusting and uncalled for..
I agree with Lanette. Leave that little herpes carrier alone, for Pete’s sake.
I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs dating site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!
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