Avril Lavigne Hires a Butler, Gets Titties Rubbed

April 14th, 2008

By: Melysa

Avril lavigne and husband Derek Whibley picnic while in Italy

Avril Lavigne and husband Derek Whibley were recently photographed being served by a uniformed butler while picnicking in Italy.

Seriously, these yuppie tool-bags hired a f— butler. Ugh.  I wish I had a penis so I could piss all over the two of them.

In other news, Derek massaged Avril’s breasts during their picnic.  He was probably checking to see if she got those at Hot Topic, too.

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More photos after the jump!

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3 Comments on “Avril Lavigne Hires a Butler, Gets Titties Rubbed”

  1. Apr 15, 2008 - 12:16 am
    avril sux

    I don’t know why she would shop at Hot Topic. she’s not punk or goth. she’s a poser all the way.

  2. May 12, 2008 - 7:55 am
    matt

    you two need to get a room

  3. Jul 20, 2008 - 6:50 am
    Fillup

    I like her pretty blonde hair.