Madonna Regrets Being a Slut When She Was Younger

Madonna Regrets Being a Slut When She Was Younger

Now that Madonna’s 49-year-old poon is getting dried up and old, she worries that the publication of her 1992 book “Sex” led people to brand her an exhibitionist who is only famous for taking off her clothes.

The strap-on buyer, however, insists that she was in fact a prude during her youth, especially while she was married to bad boy Sean Penn.

She says, “I really was not getting up to much. I don’t think I was as naughty as I could have been. I was quite straight. I was a geek when I was that age. I did not really do much that was interesting. I hope that’s not the only thing that I’m identified with – taking off my clothes. I have done other things. There’s a lot more to being Madonna than taking off your clothes.”

Bitch, you should have thought of that before you marketed yourself that way for decades! The idea that others branded her an exhiobitionist is laughable.

I didn’t see a gun pointed to her your when you kissed Britney Spears on stage. And that was only five years ago! Just because you named yourself after the Virgin Mary doesn’t mean you are as pure as her. You self-righteous c^nt.

People like this irritate me to no end. They grow up and suddenly they either forgot all the dirty shit they did when they were younger or they use some cop out reasoning to excuse their past behavior.

To see photos of Madonna’s “Sex” book, click here. (Some of them are pretty juicy.)

Some dude, Madonna, and Naomi Campbell from Madonna’s 1992 publication aptly titled “Sex”Madonna and some dude going down on her from Madonna’s 1992 publication aptly titled “Sex”Photographs from Madonna’s infamous coffee table photo-book, simply called ‘Sex’, released worldwide on October 21, 1992.  All photgraphs were taken by Steven Meisel.Photographs from Madonna’s infamous coffee table photo-book, simply called ‘Sex’, released worldwide on October 21, 1992.  All photgraphs were taken by Steven Meisel.

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22 Comments on “Madonna Regrets Being a Slut When She Was Younger”

  1. lisa

    everyone has past! she shouldn’t shy away from it!!! she is notorious for having ZERO Inhibitions!

  2. Jamman

    Everything this chick ever did was as phony and calculated as these MTV reality shows. Her music was this simplistic phony lip-synched crap, her fake street-girl outfits were no different than Michael Jackson’s gloves and jump suit, and her hokey SEX book was psuedo-porn that was taken as a bad joke at the time.

    She was never interesting to anyone who actually liked music. She was a marketing phenom just liked Britney, aimed at the lowest common denominator.

    And considering that Paris Hilton and Kim Fatassian both are actually on film sucking dicks, her phony book is even further from cutting-edge or relevant.

  3. Mike

    That’s Big Daddy Kane damnit!

  4. Infamous

    Nice article. But hey, it’s what made her who she is. She promoted/marketed a part of her life that people usually hold either privately, behind close doors, or what they wanted vicariously live threw her. Obviously there’s more to being Madonna than just taking off her clothes but back then, that wasn’t what was making my young tweedy bird fly! Sex sold and she paved they way for it commercially. She should be proud. It made her a lot of money too.

  5. Me

    Her real name is Madonna. She didn’t name herself that.

  6. Carlos

    Oh, please. Now she wants to be philosophical about her career? Madonna is as cultured and relevant as a Heckle & Jeckle cartoon. It’s funny, Madonna wants to be thought of as a serious artist, but to do that we’ll have to ignore the picture of licking some dude’s mudcrack.

  7. budda luva

    Hello some dude thats BIG daddy kane stupids i know i was inlove with him back in the day and M

  8. budda luva

    And Madonna needs to stop she is what she is a freaky girl lol

  9. mo

    That man is rapper Big Daddy Kane


  10. Sorry guys! But I have no idea who Big Daddy Kane is. Ma bad!

    XOXO

    Editor

    F-Listed

  11. DEWDRIP

    That ’s big Daddy Kane. in the future, if you don’t know, ASK SOMEBODY!


  12. DEWDRIP,

    Give me your contact. Next time I need to know what an gaping asshole is I’ll give you a buzz.

    XOXO

    Editor

    F-Listed

  13. M

    Go Big Daddy Kane! lol

    The B-I-G D-A double D Y K A N E Im good n pleny…bring it back!

  14. ugh

    She’s a nasty gutter-butt trollop!

  15. 17nluvinit

    omg!my eyes cant take this!let me hurry up n close this b4 my mom thinks im on a porn site!

  16. spanishbutterfly

    Madonna give it a rest.. u marketed urself as a whore an thats wat u will be remembered for ..nothing more nothing less.. ur fake accent and name change mean nothing.. an lookin at those pics ( barf) she should have kept em personal .. why in the hell do i need to see u lickin a man’s asshole is beyond me

  17. yoanna

    I wonder if she kisses her kids with that mouth. Her kids will eventually see this garbage. What a shame. That will be embarrasing especially when their friends see it and tease them about it. That’s some nasty shit she did. Nothing more than a porn whore then. Not Art, Just a Whore.

  18. yoanna

    Hey Lisa, yah, “Zero Inhibitions” and Zero Class. LMAO.


  19. life is too short for regrets. she should embrace what she did as her past. The fact that she regrets it makes it seem phony and stupid. she has lost my respect

  20. nicefellow31

    Big Daddy Kane was/is one of the greatest rappers of all time.

  21. FECKMENOW

    Wow, that is really disgusting, Sexy pictures are one thing, but the pic where she has her face is some fags asshole? nasty!


  22. This is very amusing that so many people get sucked into this boondoggle for the unintelligent. Madonna is a marketer. A very successful one at that. Her failures that so many people gossip about are merely experimentation on her part. That’s all. She is making a living and a good one at that. I typed Madonna into google and there are endless pages about her. Using terms like phony, calculated… are quite accurate. By talking and gossiping about her you are merely making untold thousands of dollars for he and she doesn’t have to lift a finger this is exactly what she wants you to do. Personally I don’t know her, never met her, never will and don’t care to. However one thing I can honestly say is I will never enjoy the level of success she has because I am not willing to take the chances she has. So I salute her and wish her much continued success! She is a brilliant marketer that has guaranteed her immortality in the digital and real world. The public’s perception of Madonna is all “Staged”. Who Madonna really is, is only known by those she chooses to know her.

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