Paris Hilton In Love with Her Blues Brother Wannabe
April 9th, 2008
By: Melysa

Despite dating Blues Brother wannabe Benji Madden for less than two months, Parasite Hilton has gone and declared her love for him on her MySpace blog.
“Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better!
It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!! All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.”
This man went from sticking his penis into Sophie Monk’s vajayjay to this STD infested Big Bird look-a-like. Not even with my strap-on would I go near this hideous snatch. The CDC really needs to get on top of their shit and shut her down already.










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