Jessica Simpson is All Kinds of Wet
April 9th, 2008
By: Melysa
The full spread featuring America’s No. 1 bimbo, Jessica Simpson, for Esquire Magazine’s 75th Anniversary issue has finally been unveiled and I must say I’m unimpressed with the photos.
Sure, she’s all wet and her nipples are hard, but that’s because they paid a nipple fluffer to perk those things up.
Don’t get me wrong, Jessica Simpson is sexy, but I want a woman who relies on her own instinct to be sexy. Not someone that has to be told how to perform.
That is why I don’t believe this new rumor that Jessica does a striptease for Tony Romo via webcam when the two are separated.
“Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. … She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other.”
As if. This girl can’t work a webcam! And if she can’t work a webcam, something tells me she can’t perform a proper blowjob or handjob either. Anyone can just stick their mouth around a c()ck, but an expert knows how to work it.
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Considering your only experience with Jessica Simpson would be through an obviously directed photoshoot, your comments on how she is personally make no sense. How would you know if she “relies on her own instinct to be sexy” in her private life or not?
You’re logic is screwed up man. You’re dreams of her weren’t real.
She can be sexy and innocent…rare combo
JC, You’re right. I don’t know her, but I stick to what I said. She doesn’t strike me as a sexual person, and sometimes you can judge that by just looking at a person. Sorry you disagree, but my opinion isn’t changing. It is an opinion, and opinions can’t be inherently incorrect. And my dreams of her ARE real, because the are DREAMS. Not REALITY. Don’t forget, you don’t know her either. But, you are entitled to your opinion, regardless of whether or not I agree.
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The photos are carefully arranged not to show her ass because she’s severely lacking one.
Houston, we have a problem! No count down is needed, we have instant lift off. I love Jessica Simpson! The pic of her in the flesh colored swim suit is killing me. My god, no matter what her flaws may be, she makes up for it a 100% with her incredible good looks. Omg, what I wouldn’t give to be the wetness on her body.