Which Ass Would You Tap?

April 8th, 2008

By: Melysa

Models Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.

MILFs Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attended the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner yesterday.

These former supermodels might 39-years-old, but they’ve still maintained their fabulous physiques despite age and having children.

And even though odds are you’ll never really get the chance to tap one of these two aging beauties, one can still dream.

If you could, which ass would you tap?

Model Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IModel Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IIModel Christy Turlington attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityIModel Christy Turlington attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityII

More photos after the jump!

Model Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IIIModel Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IVModel Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.VIModel Helena Christensen attends the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.VII

Models Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IModel Helena Christensen, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityIModel Helena Christensen, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityIIModel Helena Christensen, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityIII

Model Helena Christensen, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityIVModel Helena Christensen, actress Gwyneth Paltrow and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York CityVActor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IActor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.II

Actor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IIIActor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IVActor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City. VActor Edward Burns and model Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.VI

Models Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.IIModels Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.III

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One Comment on “Which Ass Would You Tap?”

  1. Apr 8, 2008 - 12:50 pm
    PoliteTia

    I’m sorry to say but Helena Christensen has not ever been a babe. She had a weird looking mouth back in the day and it is even worse now!

    How did she make a living with that face? Face double for Freddy Krueger!

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