Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel Swap STDs

The Pam Anderson-Rick Salomon sex tape might never have surfaced, but there remains hope we might see Pammy’s snatch yet again.

Rumor has it sex tape pioneer Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel were seen swapping fluids while at an Elton John concert this past Saturday. (Elton John — seriously?)

A source is quoted as saying: “They were dancing along to the music, and at a few different points during the evening they looked very cosy – hugging and kissing.”

Alright, so it’s wasn’t semen, but it’s only a matter of time.

Pammy’s vagina needs a comeback. Someone needs to put these modern day hos in their place. Unlike Parisite Hilton and Kim Kardassian, this chick knows how to put on a good show. At least from what I remember.

Hmm, guess it’s time I dust off my old VHS of Pam sucking Tommy Lee’s c()ck. I also have the Bret Michaels’ one. Now that’s a porn to laugh one’s ass to. Oh, Bret Michaels, are you such a douche.

Note: These photos of Pam and Criss are from when she was still married to Rick back in December.  Pam is also scheduled to star in her own reality show for the E! Network this summer.

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