Porschla Coleman is Post-Worthy

Porschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida.

I was thinking of something sexually witty to say about Porschla Coleman, but I am finding myself at a loss for words.

Essentially, I just think she’s a beautiful woman and that Russell Simmons is a lucky bastard. No matter how much he pays Kimora Lee in alimony and child support, this man came out winning.

Unlike Kimora, I bet you anything this chick swallows without pitching a fit.

Here are Russell Simmons and his beautiful trophy girlfriend at the Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala in Miami over the weekend.

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Porschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. VPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. VIPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. VIIPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. VIII

 

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Porschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XIVPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XVPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XVI

Porschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XVIIIPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XIX

Porschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XVIIPorschla Coleman poses at the Russell Simmons Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation Gala at the Bath Club on April 5, 2008 in Miami Beach, Florida. XX

 

No Responses to “Porschla Coleman is Post-Worthy”

  1. Roberto says:

    Wow, she’s looking better and better to me. If I close my eyes tight enough, I kind of see a young Vanesa Williams, maybe better.

  2. Roberto says:

    But seriously, they look like Shrek and Barbie.

  3. Mike says:

    This girl is stunning, there’s not one thing that’s not fine about her.

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