Not Even A Baby Shower Will Make Alba Show Teeth

April 7th, 2008

By: Melysa

Not Even A Baby Shower Will Make Alba Show Teeth MAIN

Jessica Alba celebrated her vagina swallowing Cash Warren’s seed and tricking him into marriage by throwing a baby shower at Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles yesterday.

It is rumored the Mexican-American actress is knocked-up with a girl whom she’s planning to name Honor because she thinks it’s an honor to have Warren’s baby.

SMH. I still can’t believe she’s actually going to name her daughter this. If anything she should name her Purposely, as in ‘I purposely stopped taking my birth control and poked holes in the condoms so I would get pregnant and then my boyfriend would have to marry me.’