Hugh Hefner & His Liver-Spotted Penis Turn 82
April 7th, 2008
By: Melysa
Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd birthday with his girlfriends, aka The Girls Next Door, at The Playboy Club inside The Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas over the weekend.
It’s bad enough someone else has to chew his food before feeding it to him, but who the hell would want to spend their 82nd birthday at a noisy club?
I love Hugh and all the contributions his publication have made, but I really wish he’d just give it up already. I’m nearly a quarter his age and you couldn’t pay me to spend my birthday at some loud club in Vegas.
Anyways, here’s Hefner and his three hos hamming it up for the cameras. Hopefully he refilled his Viagra prescription on time and managed to get his high-priced sluts to fork over the goods. It’d be a shame to let his perfectly good liver-spotted boner go to waste.
More photos after the jump!
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