F^ck Da Police?

According to The Sun UK, supermodel/basket case Naomi Campbell was arrested at London’s Heathrow Airport for being her usual bitch self and spitting on a police officer.

Three officers from the MET’s SO18 Aviation security branch then came onto the plane.

They tried to calm the model down, but she is alleged to have reacted by spitting at an officer and then laying into him with her fists.

Frenzied Naomi was bought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane.

Cops were called and she was heard screaming “get off me, leave me alone” before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station.

An eyewitness said: “She attacked a male police officer and spat at him and she was taken to the airport police station”.

I’ve actually fantasized with meeting Naomi Campbell many a time, and every time my fantasies are the same.

I find myself in the company of the model on line for the bathrooom at a NYC nightclub and as she walks away I tap her on the shoulder.  While she’s turning around I punch her in the face and start beating her with bloody tampons.  Why?  Because she f—— deserves it, that’s why.

Here’s the biggest bitch of them all at the carnival ball of Vogue in São Paulo, March 31.