Billy Joel is Hitting That
April 2nd, 2008
By: Melysa

Billy Joel and his 27-year-old wife of 4 years, Katie Lee Joel, celebrated the launch of her book “The Comfort Table” in New York City.
Sure, she’s no Jessica Alba, but considering his scrotum is 58-years-old, that’s some tight young p^ssy right there — and he knows it.
Just look at that smug look on his face. He’s just staring at her thinking, ‘I’m going to pound the f— out of you when we get back home tonight. After I take my Viagra, that is.’
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This is bullshit. He writes dopey songs. WHY IS HE BANGING A CHICK THAT HOT?!?!?!
Katie, dump the old fart and be with me. I’m certainly not rich, but I’ll plow you like a wheat field in the spring. Plus I won’t dump you when you hit 30.
Great! Another NO talent non-author scores a book deal while authors with real talent get passed over by editors.
I guess SKANKS truly do rule.
Hey Carlos, the ‘Stranger’ CD kicks butt!