THERE IS NO GOD
April 1st, 2008
By: Melysa
I don’t get it. Sure, he’s got millions and millions and millions of dollars, but I’m pretty certain his balls smell like old people.
And if his balls wreak of old people, can you imagine what his old man jizz must taste like? No bueno.
Here’s Salma Hayek and her Old Man Balls at Balenciaga’s Los Angeles Flagship store opening on Melrose Avenue Friday.
Additional gallery after the jump!
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Topics: Caliente Latinas, Salma Hayek
Even though he looks old he’s actually only 4 years older than Salma Hayek. Salma is such a stunning woman who also looks younger than 41, so that old fugly looking man looks even more fugly standing next to her. Money sure is a beautuful thing.
After 6 years of Edward Norton it’s probably just nice to be with someone who’s penis is large enough that you can feel it.
Yes, there is a god and her name is Salma Hayek! But why Salma, why? Doesn’t Mr. Fudd have some rascully OLD rabbit’s to catch? I mean seriously, eewwwh, NASTY!!! So what if he’s worth a billion, I just lost part of my breakfast looking at him! Salma, my beautiful dove, although I question your judgement, even at 41, you still are immaculate. I’d kill to be that ugly old bastard anyday!
She’s going to be hot forever, if you click on the last picture where there’s a close up of her face, she looks 30, barely any make up needed.