Audrina Patridge Knows

April 1st, 2008

By: Melysa

Photo Edit: Images Removed Per Request

The Hills skank Audrina Patridge says she knows who leaked out her slutty nudie photos.

Patridge insists she thought long and hard about baring all for the camera and selected the perfect photographer, Amber Slade, who she insists “was a lady.”

She says, “They were intended for my personal use and portfolio only. I never imagined they would come out.”

She tells In Touch magazine, “I know who it was because she’s the only one who ever had the photos. I was betrayed. I never thought she would do that.”

Audrina, you betrayed yourself the moment you let someone take nude photos of you and didn’t demand ownership of the negatives.

You’re a moron and a skank and I hope the next time you’re giving some dude head in a club bathroom a paparazzo accidentally opens the stall door ‘causing the some ruckus leading to you getting jizzed in the eye.