George Clooney’s Girlfriend Was/Is a Hooker
March 31st, 2008
By: Melysa
As I looked at these photos of Sarah Larson during her days as a Las Vegas “promotional model” I realized that she was more than likely a high-end escort, a la Ashley Dupre.
I kept expecting there to be club music playing in the background and for all the chicks around her to lift up their skirts and flash us their peek-a-choos. If you watch porn then you know what I’m talking about.
Those are always the worst vid clips. All you wanted was to see some sweet blowjob clip and then all of a sudden the music gets loud and it’s just a bunch of tanned chicks half naked at some club screaming ‘Woo!’ every time the camera pans on them.
The good thing about those vids is that the next time you’re at the gym and you spot that perfectly tanned babe with the rock-hard ass you realize you can stop trying to get her attention because she’s really a hooker and not some yoga instructor as you’d originally considered.
More photos after the jump!
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george clooney is an anorexic douchebag.
George will be dumping her skank ass in 1, 2, 3…