Heidi Montag is Retarded

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt host an evening at LAX Nightclub on March 7, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Heidi Montag tried to get the city of Los Angeles to change the famous sign from saying “Hollywood” to “Heidiwood”. SMH. Read more about it here.

It’s times like these that makes me wish I was a squirter, if you catch my drift. Because I swear to God I would hunt Heidi down and spray myself all over her obnoxious face.

Oh, and please look at these photos of Heidi and Spencer hosting some party at LAX earlier this month.

Heidi trying to be sexy is as inviting as the idea of cramming poisonous snakes in my cavity. They’re pretty funny photos. Especially the one’s where Spencer is laught at her. I mean, with you, Heidi. With you.

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2 Comments on “Heidi Montag is Retarded”

  1. Carlos

    America, a tear I shed for thee.

  2. Linda

    If all the mags and photogs etc would quit giving these 2 the time of day..maybe they would both vanish and be gone for good. One can only hope. They are both useless human beings!

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