Is That a Banana Hookah In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
August 8th, 2007
By: Melysa
Whoa there, buddy! What on earth does Matthew McConaughey have in his pant leg? Maybe he taped a pipe to his inner thigh in case of emergency. Nah. That’s not it. If it’s what I think it is though he’s made some lucky ladies very happy. Look at that thing! It’s literally weighing down the pant leg! Can someone please get me a date with this man! In judging from this photograph, exactly how long do you think his schlong is?
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Topics: It's a Man's World, WTF?!
