Your Daily Fug!
March 28th, 2008
By: Melysa

Aging pop goddess Madonna has made it to the May ‘08 cover of Vanity Fair Magazine, the publications third annual green issue. She looks so soft and inviting I just want to run up and give her a big hug!
During a recent interview with Z100 FM, Madonna spoke of the songs she’s sick of playing.
“I’m not sure I can sing ‘Holiday’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ ever again. I just can’t – unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something. Like if some Russian guy wants me to come to the wedding he’s going to have to a 17-year-old, you know it.“
God, I used to LOVE Madonna growing up. My mom frowned upon my infatuation, of course. As a matter of fact, when I was 9-years-old Madonna was banned from Puerto Rico because she rubbed the Rican flag in between her crotch. Bad, Madonna, bad!
But most of all I think I’m most disappointed at the reality of what she’s become. No longer the daring, free-spirit she once was, Madonna has now become symbolic with the words “control freak” and “thief”.
See what I mean after the jump!
Madonna a thief? See for yourself under the hood
Via AishaMusic:
Kylie’s “2 Hearts” (2007) vs. Madonna’s “Hard Candy” (2008)

According to a UK newspaper, Madonna’s “American Life” Che Guevara themed CD cover is a rip off of a previously released Kylie Minogue poster:

As pointed out by Dlisted, to the left are the original Kylie pics, to the right are the later Madonna rip offs (Madonna even stole 1-888-Confess from Kylie’s previous 1-555-Confide). How pathetic:











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Well, she definitely didn’t live her life with regret or any dogma. For that, I admire her but at the same time, it shows irregardless of age. I remember as a kid getting shy and nervous, even blushing, watching some of her videos. She HAD that effect on me, especially helping me threw puberty and all. And for that, I THANK YOU, Madonna! But now, a little older, perhaps a little wiser, maybe she should consider getting a few things stretched and smoothed away?