Longoria’s Beauty Secret: After-Birth Uterine Lining

March 25th, 2008

By: Melysa

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I thought Vanessa Williams morning pee routine was God awful, but amazingly enough Eva Longoria has managed to top Williams with an even more repulsive beauty secret.

Via New York Daily News:

After-birth Antidote –

The uterine lining that’s normally discarded postdelivery is in demand by Eva Longoria Parker.

In Touch magazine reports that the “Desperate Housewives” actress uses EMK Placental Face Cream ($85). The cream claims to improve skin texture and reduce fine lines, sun damage and other signs of aging.

Did you read that — the broad uses placental face cream.

These Hollyweird chicks need a reality check. She can use that placental face cream all she wants, you couldn’t pay me to suck face with this skeleton.

We’re a nation against stem cell research, but placental face cream is a-okay!