Daddy Spears’ New Role: Panty Checker
March 18th, 2008
By: Melysa
It’s about damn time! The National Enquirer reports that Britney Spear’s father, Jamie Spears, checks to make sure his daughter is wearing underwear before she leaves the house.
A source said: “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out.”
The singer’s assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra.
The source added to the National Enquirer: “Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”
Dear Jamie Spears,
Thank you for finally taking the time and energy to take care of your ailing daughter.
More importanly, thank you for making sure none us ever have to see your daughters’ lips smeered with menstruation blood again. And I mean EVER! Once was plenty.
Thanks again!
XOXOX
Editor,
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Miss Manners, Please come and visit poor Brit and show her how a lady gets out of a car!