The Daily Mail Has A Way With Words
March 18th, 2008
By: Melysa
Is Britney Spears going broke? It’s starting to look that way. The court has ordered for Spears to pay K-Fed’s attorney fees in the amount of $375,000, reports Us Weekly.
Additionally, her father Jamie has been grated permission to sell a fraction of her vehicles, of which she has 9.
I’m not surprise she’s going broke, considering she’s spending more than her CD ever will make.
But by far the best story about Britney Spears comes from the ever-so-delicate The Daily Mail UK:
“Britney Spears reveals her unsightly ‘elephant legs’
Britney Spears has served up a fresh reminder her perfectly perky pop star veneer is history. The troubled star revealed her bulky cellulite-riddled legs as she stepped out in hot pink cut-off shorts for an outing in LA yesterday. She reportedly visited a liposuction specialist last year in an effort to banish the dreaded dimples on her thighs, but yesterday it was startling obvious it had little effect.”
Elephant legs? Jeez, it’s not like she’s 400 lbs. Don’t get me wrong, they’re pretty thick but she’s hardly an elephant. Ouch.
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They obviously photoshopped the “elephant leg” photos if you look closely, and did a pretty crappy job of it, at that.