No Such Luck, Alba
March 14th, 2008
By: Melysa
Someone should tell Jessica Alba wishing the herpes away isn’t going to work. That’s what you get for sleeping with a douchebag like Derek Jeter. There’s no way around it, sweetheart, you’re gonna have to get a C-section. Unless you want your “brown baby” to die for your lack of judgment.
Here’s Jessica Alba and Mike Myers promoting “Love Guru” in Vegas earlier this week.
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She has herpes?
Yup. I’m beginning to think everyone in Hollywood does.
XOXO
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Jetes has THE HERPS!? Would’nt surprise me.Homie hits for high average.Ya’ really think he’s a douche?…or simply inundated with requests for service?
Having herpes doesn’t mean you have to have a c-section. Only if she has an outbreak at delivery does she need it. Plenty of women with herpes have vaginal delivery and healthy babies. She just needs to have a really good doctor.
And a good doctor would probably advise her to have a c-section since outbreaks can be triggered by stressful situations…like childbirth.
actually, they can give me medication that is not harmful to the baby 4 month prior to delivery to prevent an outbreak so that women can deliver naturally. know your information before passing judgement on someone with herpes
clearly diamond, you speak from experience…
Thank God for smart people like lil and diamond. just because you have herpes does not mean you have to have a c-section. People who dont know their information are so quick to belittle things they dont know about.
Where did you hear she has herpes? I’ve heard others say that. She doesn’t look like the type to have herpes, you know like Paris. Please tell us more about this interesting news.
what, no link to an article confirming your claim that she has herpes?
I’m not finding it FUNNY AT ALL that you would refer to her child as a “brown baby”… WTF? That’s what’s wrong with the U.S. right now.
Ugh, she has herpes…That’s why he looks like Mike looks like he does not want to touch her. Especially in the second pic, he is barely touching her…He is also saying everything with his facial expression in the 2nd pic…LMFAO
Derek Jeter is gross and a bisexual. He’s known to sleep with hookers and has been seen with them. Ask the hooker he picked up at a club in new york and made her walk to the corner while he drove to pick her up. TMZ caught it on video
Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees shortstop who has plowed through Hollywood actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel seemed to enjoy his stay at Miami’s Shore Club. Page Six says:
Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted “two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter’s penthouse and were then charged for parking.” “The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before – a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking. “Obviously, they’d spent the night there,” giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, “After last night, he’d better fucking take care of it!” After a bit of insistence, “they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all,” said our snitch.”
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a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
The Herpes Simplex disease is sexually transmitted. Herpes can be contracted through direct skin contact with an infected person. The virus travels through tiny breaks in the skin or mucous membranes in the mouth (HSV-1) and genital areas (HSV-2), however healthy skin and mucous membranes are normally an effective barrier to infection.
However, in the case of mucous membranes, even microscopic abrasions are sufficient to expose the nerve endings into which the virus splices itself. This is why most herpes transmission happens in mucous membranes, or in areas of the body where mucous membranes and normal skin merge (e.g., the corners of the mouth).
Individuals like Derek Jeter, who are known to sleep with various women, who in turn could be labeled as “promiscuous”, stand greater odds of contracting and passing on Herpes Simplex disease.
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a representative from LARagMag.com appeared on the The Adam Carolla Show and disclosed the following:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
The Herpes Simplex disease is sexually transmitted. Herpes can be contracted through direct skin contact with an infected person. The virus travels through tiny breaks in the skin or mucous membranes in the mouth (HSV-1) and genital areas (HSV-2), however healthy skin and mucous membranes are normally an effective barrier to infection.
However, in the case of mucous membranes, even microscopic abrasions are sufficient to expose the nerve endings into which the virus splices itself. This is why most herpes transmission happens in mucous membranes, or in areas of the body where mucous membranes and normal skin merge (e.g., the corners of the mouth).
Individuals like Derek Jeter, who are known to sleep with various women, who in turn could be labeled as “promiscuous”, stand greater odds of contracting and passing on Herpes Simplex disease.
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So apparently rumor has it that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes. I want to know why people automatically assume he gave it to her? Either way, with the amount of people both of those sluts have been with, I think I might buy stock in Valtrex. It’s bound to go through the roof pretty soon.
I don’t know why everyone gets so shocked when beautiful famous people get herpes. Sports and Hollywood is just one big orgy anyway. The reason this particularly sucks is because it knocks two people off of my “Celebrities I’d like to have sex with” list.
shell, if you knew how to work a damn web page you would have clicked on the link and learned that it was Alba HERSELF who said she “wanted a brown baby”. That was the whole point of that sentence. I was making fun of the fact that someone would say something so stupid, but I guess you can’t figure that out.
XOXO
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oohsnap, you too need to learn how to work a web page. The link to the claim that Alba has herpes is right there if you click on the word “herpes”. Next time read properly and attempt all options before stating such false a claim.
XOXO
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Ok I always knew about herpes, but didn’t really know about it. You mean to tell me that I could sleep with someone not knowing that they even carry the virus, and with a condom on also, and I can still contract the virus? Wow if so, you really gotta know who you are sleeping with!
That doesn’t mean she contracted the disease. How do you know that preventive measures weren’t taken during their relationship, while not 100% effective, there is a good chance she may not have it. Isn’t this slander?
u dont have to be promiscous to have contracted herpes. if u have a dishonest partner u may be able to contract and not even know since some ppl show no symptoms.
BROWN BABY, YOU RACIST BASTARDS!!!!
holy smokes! so even with a condom u can catch it? i heard if some1 has a cold sore and gives u oral, u can get it that way too! is that right?
brown baby? not funny
Hopefully if a person has herpes they will at least inform their partners (sadly some people don’t even know they have it). I think people are just a bit too quick to jump into bed
i think its funny ppl are mad at “F-LISTED” for JESSICA’S *brown baby* comment. she is an idiot, and so are all the ppl who haven’t figured out, that if they click on the word BROWN BABY you will see it’s a direct quote from that girl.
for all you lazies
*On what she wants her baby to look like: “I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!”*
you are idiots!,
THANK YOU! Every time I read these comments I keep trying to find the right word for “retarded.”
XOXO
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no problem FListed…
Just for the readers that are screaming racist. Jessica referred to HER OWN BABY as brown baby. She said in an article that she was looking forward to her BORWN BABY. Thats where they are getting the quote.
How nasty. Ignorant, racist, pathological snark.
Karma gonna touch you baby.