Ashlee Simpson Is Fashionable, Just Look at that Hat!

March 14th, 2008

By: Melysa

Asshole Simpson and Douchebag Wentz on vaycay in Jamaica earlier this week

If one more person makes fun of Ashlee Simpson I might have to come over and pummel them with my ginormous German-made dildo.

And for the record, Ashlee was not drunk or high during that radio interview. No siree. I mean, sure, Ashlee was high on life, but who isn’t?!

This girl has the voice of the holiest of angels and could stop a bullet with one single note. That’s right. Ashlee’s voice is that good.

I mean, just look at her. The girl is wearing a ridiculous, I mean, gorgeous hat in a pool! Oh, that Ashlee. She’s so fashionably on point. I can feel your envy of her all the way over here.

Here’s Asshole Simpson and Pubic Wentz on vaycay in Jamaica earlier this week. That’s right, I said vaycay.

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More photos after the jump!

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