Whatever, That Bat Is Wayyyy Hotter
March 13th, 2008
By: Melysa
I thought I was pretty clever comparing Christina Ricci’s new haircut to a cat with fruit on its head, but whomever came up with this comparison over at The Daily Mail takes the f—– cake. They deserve a blowjob. Or at least a handjob, at best.
According to them, Nicole Kidman has had so much botox injected into her face that’s it’s turning her into “a bat face”. I shit you not. Their words, not mine.
More laughter, courtesy of the folks over at The Daily Mail:
The 40-year-old Academy Award winner is so “over-Botoxed” she is giving the industry a bad name, Dr Martin Braun told a conference of medical experts.
Miss Kidman has always denied using Botox injections. “I am completely natural,” she said in a recent magazine interview. “I have nothing in my face or anything.”
“She looks like a bat with too much of an (outer) brow lift. The middle of the brow’s been dropped. She’s crying when she accepts her Oscar, but nothing is moving.”
I’m literally LOLing. This shit is hilarious.
Good times. Good times. *wipes away a single tear*
Do you think Nicole looks like a bat?
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