Jessica Alba’s Growing Belly Keeps the Boys at Bay

Does Jessica Alba and her growing belly make you all kinds of horny? Apparently not, says FHM’s deputy editor Chris Bell.

“It seems men no longer fancy women who are with child, no matter how famous or beautiful they are. Are they just more unattainable.

“However, there has been a huge burst in voting for new mothers. Men are obviously attracted to the benefits of a post-natal flush. If you‘ve seen Christina Aguilera recently, you‘ll probably understand why.”

Alba, who was voted last year’s “Sexiest Woman” by FHM readers, has plummeted in the rankings, along with expectant moms Angelina Jolie and Naomi Watts.

In contrast, new mom Christina Aguilera has shot up this year’s list thanks to her massive post-pregnancy chi-chis.

First of all, Jessica Alba’s status plummeted not because she’s pregnant, but because she’s an obnoxious and constantly whining and who the f— thinks that shit is hot? As a matter of fact, I can’t wait until Alba gets wind of this and releases some retarded statement.

Secondly, I don’t know why anyone would be surprised to learn that pregnant women don’t do “it” for the average person. Not all of us get off at the thought of a pregnant chick doing it. Good thing, too. That shit is creepy.

Not the pregnancy part, but the part where some guy is shooting his load thinking about some chick he doesn’t know being with child.

What do you think?

More photos after the jump!