Sarah Larson Has a Magical Vagina

March 10th, 2008

By: Melysa

Sarah Larson and actor George Clooney arrive at the 80th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Hollywood.

Well, ladies, George Clooney is permanently off the market. Or so says Marie Claire UK.

Apparently Mr. “I Will Never Get Married Again” has asked his promotional model girlfriend, Sarah Larson, to suck his balls for the rest of his life. I mean, he’s asked her to marry him.

One restaurant worker in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, said: ‘They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged.’

Talk about hitting the jackpot. Not for Larson, but for Clooney. Sure, the girl isn’t the hottest woman out there, but something tells me she knows how to make a man cum in less than five seconds flat.

For God’s sake, she was a promotional model back in the day. You can’t tell me she hasn’t gotten drunk and practiced her fellatio skillz in club bathrooms back in the day.

I understand where the man is coming from. Why settle for some uptight PC Hollywood diva, when you can have a some cute chick who gives great head and loves to just kick it back with some beers in hand? Damn you, Clooney.

Do you think Sarah Larson is “the one”?

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