Your Daily Fug!

Remember when Ali Lohan said she wanted to become a cocaine-addicted slut just like her sister, Lindsay Lohan? Well, apparently that’s not the reason her mother, White Oprah, and her are doing a stupid reality show about their lives. Or so she says.

During a screening of “High School Confidential” in New York City earlier this week, Dina Lohan told Page Six they decided to do a reality show because, “[they] have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.”

She went on to say, “We’re going to find a way to navigate through the waters of that, tabloidisim and just try to have a career and be successful. There’s no protection like the old days.”

What the hell is this b*tch talking about? The tabloids aren’t going away? Then stop mailing out press releases about your 14-year-old daughter to the media you attention-hungry ho bag!

I can’t wait til the day Ali Lohan gets caught with her jaw wrapped around some toolbags d*ck because she wanted to show him who she was “as a person.”

Let me tell you something, I was at bars and clubs drinking and smoking at 15, but the truth is I was still a 15-year-old. I looked like one, I acted like one, but because of where I was raised kids got a head start on partying.  But in the end we were kids at heart.

But this lil’ ho bag… f^ck…she seriously looks straight up 35-years-old! Looking at her face makes me cringe.  Someone stick a fork in her, homegirl is done!

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