Cocaine-Induced Miscarriage?

Eva Mendes exiting Calvin Klein in NYC earlier this week

A rehabbed Eva Mendes was photographed looking fabulous while exiting Calvin Klein in NYC earlier this week, but the real question remains: ‘What was she in rehab for?’

Maybe PageSix has the answer:  “WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying.”

Yeah, a four-day cocaine bender will probably make one bleed out of one’s orifices, baby or not.  Actually, I wouldn’t know. I’ve never done it.  But that’s what I imagine.

Still, I never pictured Eva for a cokehead.  I just figured she was a drunk.  The good kind, too.  Get a couple drinks in her and she’s laughing and telling jokes loudly before dragging you to the bathroom and getting on her knees to give your penis the love and attention it deserves.

Do you think Eva had a cocaine-induced miscarriage?

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6 Comments on “Cocaine-Induced Miscarriage?”

  1. Shokox

    Awww… poor thing

  2. Frannie

    sounds more like kirsten dunst than eva mendes

  3. Roxy

    No…I think it’s more likely that it was Kristin Dunst.

  4. LADY T

    I NOTICED THAT SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO COVER HER BODY IN MOST PICTURES.THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE FOR SOMEONE IN HOLLYWOOD DOING COKE TO STAY SKINNY. IT IS A SHAME THAT PEOPLE CANNOT ACCEPT THEMSELVES FOR WHO THEY ARE…ON THE OTHER HAND, PEOPLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT ARE HELD TO A MUCH HIGHER STANDARD THAN US REGULAR FOLKS. SHE SHOULD NOT BE CONCERNED WITH HER BODY, ITS OK, BUT THAT OVERBITE, NOW THAT IS A DIFFERENT STORY…

  5. Lalal

    It was Lily allen

  6. me me

    It was totally Dunst, she checked herself into rehab sobbing remember??

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