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Ugh, I woke up still drunk this morning, so please excuse my tardiness. To make matters worse, I have awoken to these creepy Stephen Webster jewelry advertisements of Christina Aguilera.

This shit goes beyond Photoshop. Xtina looks like one of those overpriced, real-life looking sex dolls, which would be pretty sweet because then you could screw her without having to listen to her say crap like this:

“Stephen and I have been friends for many years and working together on this campaign and this collection has been an incredible experience. He’s a wonderful designer with a creative spirit and innovative vision and I am honored to be a part of it all.”

Honored to be a part of it? Yeah, right. This from the same c^nt who fired her fired her publicity firm, one of her assistants and her day-to-day manager after the pop star only banked $1.5 million for shots of her with her son, Max, in OK! Magazine. Girl got paid for the ads, that’s why she did it.

And now that Xtina has giant chi-chis a better sex doll she would be. Maybe this sex doll-obsessed weirdo would even give her a home.

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