Is Paris Hilton Still Relevant?
March 5th, 2008
By: Melysa
With the writer’s strike finally over, tv execs are scrambling to get their audiences back and boost ratings. Sadly, they’re still going for quantity of audience over quality of work.
NBC has announced that the CDC’s worst nightmare, Paris Hilton, will guest star in the one hour premiere of ‘My Name is Earl’ April 3.
“When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren’t exactly sure who to go with for the role,” said Greg Garcia, the show’s executive producer. “But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton.”
Someone please explain something to me: How the fuck is this STD warehouse of a slut still getting job offers? “The Hottie and the Nottie” tanked at the box office, having brought in less than $300 per theatre, and still we’re encouraging her to act?!
The only time this skank should be allowed to perform for an audience is if she’s getting reamed by a donkey in Tijuana while monkeys fling feces at her on stage.
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Was Paris EVER relevant. Not that I can see. Unattractive and untalented, except possibly orally. If she disappeared off the face of the earth, probably no one would even realize it.
MAN U HIT IT ON THE HEAD! SAME GOES FOR THAT KARTRASHIAN LOSER!
2 thumbs up to Richard Gary
The HERPES slut is still getting jobs- someone please bannish Paris to another island. Fake Herpes slut- that Kim girl her ex-best friend is getting too much publicity for also being a HERPES slut who lets black guys pee on her