Padma Lakshmi Is a Grade A Piece of Meat

July 31st, 2007

By: Melysa

I have officially found my dream girl, nay I say woman. Padma Lakshmi, who just recently filed for divorce from Salman Rushdie, is more than just a fine piece of meat. Padma fantasizes in being bathed in chocolate while in the nude. So hot. Plus, she can cook… and eat.

“She can eat,” says her Top Chef colleague Tom Colicchio, the celebrated New York City restaurateur. “I’ve been out with her. And she doesn’t order a salad—she’s adventurous. She actually can cook pretty well, too.”

She’s adventurous you say? Well then send her my way, dear chum. I have a honey pot I’d love for her to eat.