Your Daily Fug!

Previously I’d mentioned how the Playboy empire reported a loss of $2.7 million in 2007, which was the only reason I support the idea of Lindsay Lohan going naked for the publication.

If it helps them out financially, then have at it. All I ask is that they airbrush the herpes scabs from the shots of her poon. But after learning of the following story, I now understand why the nudie magazine is quickly going down the shitter.

New reports have surfaced that The Olsen Twins have been offered the opportunity to pose nude in Playboy Magazine, a spread Hugh Hefner defined as “every young man’s fantasy.”

If there was ever any proof of why Hugh should throw in the towel this is it. Why the f— does he think this a good idea? The idea of twins is only hot permitting that the women in the photographs are, you know, hot.

A source said: “Hugh thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy. But it might not be that easy getting them agree to pose for Playboy. They’re all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue.”

Who the hell wants to see some anorexic girls take off their clothes? Seriously. This is baffling to me. Hugh Hefner has finally lost his marbles. This is why the mogul’s empire is crumbling. First Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan nude, and now The Olsen Twins?? Disastrous.

What do you think?

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