Paris Hilton & Her Child Bearing Hips for 944

Paris Hilton in 944 Magazine

Alright, this is what I wan to know: Since when the eff did Paris Hilton have hips??

Congratulations, Paris, you succeeded in getting yet another publication to Photoshop the hell out of you. Here she is showing off her, err, talent for local L.A. mag, 944.

Let’s be real now, this skinny skank isn’t this curvaceous. Actually, who knows, maybe she is. I suppose she’s had enough penises inside her to stretch more than just her cavernous snatch out.

What do you think of these shots?

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4 Comments on “Paris Hilton & Her Child Bearing Hips for 944”


  1. I think she needs a steak samich.

  2. Kev

    Excessive thinning of the waist in Photoshop I think.

  3. David

    This chick is not attractive. Why is media so obsessed with this very average looking far from talented mess. What’s so fascinated about her??

  4. spain

    hot ass mess

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