Ali Lohan Wants to Grow Up to Be a Coke Addicted Slut Just Like Her Sister
February 26th, 2008
By: Melysa
In a recent interview with Teen Vogue, 14-year-old Ali Lohan said she wants to be make it in Hollywood “really bad, so bad. So bad you don’t even know.”
And by make “it” she means she wants to be famous for snorting coke off men’s c()cks and going shopping all day long. Long live the American dream.
“I grew up watching Lindsay,” Ali tells Teen Vogue in its April issue. “It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. ”
Look up to you? Who the hell are these skanky c^nts looking up to Lindsay Lohan? Someone point me in the right direction so I can pummel them with my German-imported 16″ dildo.
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@ Dave
stop fucking plugging your dumabass website!!
That lil bitch look like a 30 year old tranny…
i’d hit that >:D