Camel Face Writes Autobiography

February 21st, 2008

By: Melysa

Tori Spelling arrives at the 2007 Out 100 Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on November 9, 2007 in New York City.

Apparently Tori Spelling thinks her life is important enough to be written about.

The former 90210 star is coming out with a new autobiography to collect dust on the shelves of bookstores across the nation.

Here’s an excerpt:

“As for Luke Perry, he called me ‘Camel’ because I had long eyelashes.” Tori noted. “Trust me, Luke Perry can call you ‘Camel’ and make it sexy.”

Oh, honey. That’s not why he called you “Camel.”

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6 Comments on “Camel Face Writes Autobiography”

  1. Feb 21, 2008 - 1:24 pm
    Jamman

    I would not want to insult camels.

  2. Feb 21, 2008 - 9:56 pm
    Miksu Suomesta

    Ah! Some one hit it with some thing! Quick!

  3. Feb 22, 2008 - 2:46 am
    Fersboo

    I actually thought her name was Shovelface.

  4. Feb 22, 2008 - 7:03 am
    Gezell

    So now Tori is ugly too? Just silly

  5. Feb 25, 2008 - 2:57 pm
    June

    Her boobs look weird! LOL

  6. Jun 22, 2009 - 1:18 pm
    shelli

    Tori has a horse face AND WEIRD BOOBS!!

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