Everything Jessica Simpson Touches Turns to Suck
February 21st, 2008
By: Melysa
A source close to Jessica Simpson says the reason the pop singer is attempting to ban the release of a workout tape produced by fitness video company Speedfit isn’t because she hates fat people, but because it’s a really shitty video and she’s embarrassed.
“Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” said a source close to Simpson. “They asked her to come back and reshoot, but she refused, and that’s why she’s facing a lawsuit now.”
“The worst thing in the world would be for that tape to get out,” said the source close to Simpson. “Ironically, it would sell better than her videos, but the last thing she needs for her career is to have the makings of a ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit out there for public consumption.”
I would totally pitch into buying that piece of garbage with my girlfriends for an evening of martini’s, binge eating and laughter.
Would you?
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