Daddy Lohan Not a Fan of Incest

White Oprah might think Lindsay Lohan’s nude photographs for New York Magazine might have been “very tastefully done,” but don’t count on Michael Lohan to check out his daughter’s knockers anytime soon. Or so he says.

“I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” he told Usmagazine.com in a telephone interview this morning.

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,” he said. “It’s her decision.

“The fact that the photographer [Bert Stern] who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that’s an amazing thing.”

The only reason Michael Lohan isn’t springing a boner to photos of his daughter’s knockers is because he’s a good ol’ church boy, and we all know what that means.

Born agains are always the filthiest of scum because they spend their entire lives first drinking, then praying, their perversions away.

Michael isn’t into 20-year-old chicks with a full rack. No, sir. Michael is the kind of man you’d catch fingering some 13-year-old girl in the back of church after her communion then find himself some trannie named Armando to snuggle up with at night.

Here’s Lindsay at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italian Film Festival this week.