Gene Simmons’ Penis Still Functions

February 20th, 2008

By: Melysa

Gene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada.

Move over Tommy Lee, the Gene Simmons’ sex tape has arrived!

For just $9.95 you can see the KISS bassist pound some slutty Austrian chick named “Elsa” on the site GenesSecret.com.

Not much is yet known of “Elsa,” except she is said to be a spokeswhore for Frank’s Energy Drink, a beverage endorsed by Simmons.

Methinks it’s that blonde photographed above with jizz hanging from her lips. She’s even sporting the same pigtails as the chick in the vid clip. She’s got the “I’m a whore” look down pat.

Prior to this Gene had been dating life partner and former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed for over 20 years. I say “had been” because after Shannon gets hold of this piece of info homegirl better kick him to the curb.

Surprisingly enough Gene, who claims to have boned more than 4,600 women, actually comes off as quite limber in the clip. At least for some old ass 58-year-old dude.

I kinda wanted to see him bury his tongue in the chick and see her convulse in content, but I’m not willing to shell out the ten bucks, to be frank.

To see a preview of the vid click here.

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Photos of Gene and his pack of hoes after the jump!

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Gene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. IXGene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. XGene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. V

Gene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. IGene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. OVGene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. IIGene Simmons visits Level Nightclub to promote Frank’s Energy Drink November 23, 2007 in Toronto, Canada. IV

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Topics: Caught On Tape, It's a Man's World, Sex Drugs and Rock & Roll

4 Comments on “Gene Simmons’ Penis Still Functions”

  1. Feb 20, 2008 - 1:51 am
    saddy-pants

    ugh- so revolting. I would never shag a man who left his shirt and SOCKS on!!! His hair is so gross, its all gauzy like I forgot to put my contacts in. Is this a publicity stunt to sell a) sex vids b) energy drinks and c) another season of horrible show? Shannon wont care, you know he openly cheats all the time. And it means less times she has to have Gauzy Sox on top of her.

  2. Feb 20, 2008 - 2:40 am
    justinvisible

    It doesn’t look cold in there. Why is he wearing a shirt?

  3. Feb 20, 2008 - 3:43 pm
    brooklyn lillies

    it leaked if you google it its on a free site… he doesnt do what you were thinkin he should do regarding his tongue though. Actually, if you want my full review, she is not in synch with him at all through it, and they are playing I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS in the background, which…. is sad. Also she needs to work on her um… licking/sucking skills. There. Oh… and his thighs jiggle as expected. There.

  4. Feb 20, 2008 - 9:17 pm
    sssssss

    She’s hot. Wish her the best. BTW, my friend saw her profile on interracialloves.com. Can’t believe it. Is she dating someone there?

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