Hot Snatch of the Week: Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin

 

In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, the ever classy Nicole ‘CoCo’Austin actually said that silicone padded ass of hers is real. Ha. If we don’t believe Kim Kardashian, what makes her think we’ll believe her ass?

Is that butt of yours real or surgically enhanced?

Coco: [Laughs] People ask me that all the time. I got my boobs done when I was 18, so I’ve always said they were enhanced. But I feel like they’re mine though; I’ve had them so long I don’t even remember what they were like before.

My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We’ll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. But no matter what I do people will always think that somehow it’s fake.

Thanks to my mom — she has the same kind of body type; she has a small waist. And my dad is really muscular without even working out.

Was that meant to be an homage to her mother? Awesome. Because of her mother’s genes she inherited that ass and just HAD to become a whore. Classy.

Still I DO agree with her when it comes to giving head. Neo-Nazi feminists may say otherwise, but giving amazing head is a work of art. A work of art I have mastered time and time again.

Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Coco: Giving — I think it’s an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair — my whole body. I’m actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he’s doing it to me I can’t really give a performance like if I’m doing it to him.

Never underestimate a good blowjob, boys. We weren’t born knowing how to twist our hands and tongue that way. That came from years of practice, practice, practice.

To see CoCo in her birthday suit in the March 2008 issue of Playboy Magazine be sure to look after the jump.

NSFW Playboy photos after the jump!