Lindsay Lohan On the Cover of Glamour UK

We can all b*tch and moan about what a whore Lindsay Lohan is, but at the end of the day we just can’t get enough of the chick.

In her first post-rehab interview, La Lohan shares some tales with us in the March 2008 issue of Glamour Magazine UK.

It’s not an eye-opening interview, as was to be expected, but you don’t care because you’re going to pick up the issue anyway.

Here are some snippets for you to obsess over:

On coping with her changed lifestyle:

“I’m fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I’d much rather be at home,” she says, pointing out that she now suddenly has more hours of the day to fill, which she tries to do by writing in her journal and watching TV.”

On avoiding temptations:

“I don’t think it’s just young Hollywood – it’s the process of growing up. I’ve learned the hard way but, all in all, you learn and you grow and you become a stronger person. “That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again, because I’d be lying.”

On being a whore:

“If I’d been with every man I’ve been linked with I’d probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse – I’m the goody-goody one by comparison. I’ve had to grow up fast. I’ve had a lot of responsibility from a young age.”

On her trainwreck rivals Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse:

“I think lots of people go through dark times, but it’s even harder with everyone watching. It’s a lot of pressure and I really feel for them, but I can’t compare myself to them. Everyone is their own person and they will overcome it in their own ways.”

Lindsay is sooo deep. Truly a riveting interview. My favorite part was when she gave tips on how to give great head. Girl knows her stuff.

More interview quotes after the jump!

On avoiding trouble:

“There are friends that have been hard to hang out with because they’ve gone done a different path, but it’s hard because I’m the kind of person who wants to trust everyone.”

On misconceptions about her:

“The biggest misconception is probably that I don’t have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I’m not a good person. That makes me sad, because actually I am.”

On traits she hates:

“Liars and mean people. I’m a Cancerian so I’m sensitive and emotional, but very honest – so I don’t like liars. Also I don’t understand people who are mean for no reason.”

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