For Pete’s Sake, Take the Damn Compliment

Jessica “Don’t Call My Sexy” Alba

During her latest interview with Latina Magazine, Jessica Alba pretended she embraced her Latin blood, proudly saying, “I like that I look different. I like having flavor. I think it’s funny that women get their lips injected and get butt implants. Everyone wants to look like us now.”

“Us?” That’s funny. Suddenly she’s Latina.

Jessica “Don’t Call Me Sexy” Alba said it was hard for her to accept attention from males on account of all the “insanely sexy” women in Hollywood.

She said: “Scarlett Johansson is insanely sexy, Jessica Biel is insanely

sexy, Angelina Jolie is insanely sexy.

“So why me? It doesn’t even make sense.”

Um, perhaps because YOU are “insanely sexy” too.

Look, it’s time for you to cut the crap already. You knowing you’re sexy doesn’t make you an asshole. It makes you confidant. Hell, if New York thinks she’s sexy, you can think you’re sexy.

For once, please, accept a complement without the show. Say “Thank you” and go on your merry way.

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3 Comments on “For Pete’s Sake, Take the Damn Compliment”

  1. HEY LEARN TO SPELL

    COMPLIMENT IS SPELLED THIS WAY DORK

  2. HEY LEARN TO SPELL

    COMPLIMENT


  3. yeah yeah.

    your check is in the mail.

    *rolls eyes*

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