Jennifer Lopez’s Vagina To Pop Out Twins
February 6th, 2008
By: Melysa
In not so shocking news, Jennifer Lopez’s father has confirmed the Puerto Rican diva is in fact having twins.
“Yes, twins,” her dad David Lopez said in an interview on the Spanish-language show Escándalo TV, People en Español reports. “The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing.”
David went on to confess how he plans to protect his grandchildren from Marc Anthony, who he’s pissed planted his seeds in her.
“In Puerto Rico it’s custom to buy an azabache [black stone] bracelet for babies to protect them from the evil eye, it’s part of our culture,” he said.
I still can’t believe J. Lo married that corpse.
And because J. Lo’s time has come and gone and then some, here are some photos of Monica Cruz (Penelope’s sister) at the Goya 2008 Cinema Awards Ceremony in Madrid earlier this week. Enjoy.
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And because J. Lo’s time has come and gone.
Very true. She’s a hasbeen
yeah’ so. why the pics of Penelope Cruz for a J-Lo story?
Very confused = P
oops…it always helps to finish reading the entry…my bad…lol