Jennifer Aniston Is NOT Happy

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News of Brangelina’s latest bundle of joy hasn’t gone over so well with Jennifer Aniston, whom is said to be “very upset.”

A source close to the actress said: “Jennifer is putting on a brave face, but inside she is really upset. She wasn’t prepared for how she’d feel when she saw the pictures of Angelina and her bump. It took her by surprise because it was further proof of just how much Brad has moved on with his life compared to her.”

The source added to Britain’s Star magazine: “Jennifer is desperate for kids. She can feel her biological clock ticking and is scared that she has left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she’d had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would have worked out differently.

“Splitting up with Brad was the hardest thing Jennifer ever went through, so hopefully she’ll get over this latest hurdle. She’s made of strong stuff.”

Sounds like Aniston needs a party in her panties to keep her from thinking. Where’s hot stuff Vince Vaughn when you need him?  Dating him is the perfect birth control.  At least he can pick up his own drunken vomit.  You can’t train a baby to do that.  Believe me, I’ve tried.

What’s there to envy about Brad’s life anyway?  The man is going to have six children under the age of three.  If anything that’s the perfect punishment for being an unfaithful prick.

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3 Comments on “Jennifer Aniston Is NOT Happy”

  1. christina

    love the pic of her ther great

  2. Hey!

    All of these tabloids and magazines need to just let it go. How long has Brad pitt and J Aniston been divorced? They’ve moved on. Why can’t everyone else? J Aniston is over it. What makes these people’s situation so fascinating that people have to constantly run it into the ground. Brad P. and J Aniston’s relationship ended, because of Brad P and J Aniston. I doubt J Aniston is desperate for children. She doesn’t even care to babysit her own godchild.

    The Tabs are just making this stuff up because they can’t stand Angelina. They always paint her out to be such a evil person who rubs her family in Jen’s face, while Jen is suppsed to be the angelic one. . That’s not true! if she really wanted to do that, she would answer all of the questions about J Aniston when she gets interviewed, which she doesn’t. I don’t understand alot of these J Aniston fans and the tabloids’ thinking. If you were in a relationship with someone who broke up with their ex a short time before they got with you, would you go out of your way to hold back your life and all of your feelings just so that other person doesn’t have to see it? I wouldn’t. Why should she? If that’s the case, you should avoid doing something you think would upset every person you and your partner has ever had in the past.

  3. jojo

    SHE IS BUTT UGLY!

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