We’ve Lost Her

February 4th, 2008

By: Melysa

Actress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt attend the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie presented by Chopin Vodka at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California.

An effortlessly dull Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were in attendance at this year’s Santa Barbara International Film Festival were she received the Outstanding Performance of the Year Award for her role in A Mighty Heart.

Angie’s fashion skills have really gone downhill. Seriously, what the hell is she wearing? Even lesbian art teachers are protesting this hideous excuse for a skirt.

While on stage Angelina was asked whether her humanitarian efforts mattered more than her acting to which she replied, “I love being a mom, and I think that’s my big passion: being with my family.” Barf.

As much as it pains me to say this, I hate the fact that she’s so happy. Angelina’s become a damn stepford wife. Well, a stepford wife with nannies and maids and a PA.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she hired a wet nurse for Shiloh. Angie has become so damn asexual she can’t even bother to breastfeed her own child.

And Brad… oh my dearest Brad… your beautiful face is showing signs of aging. That’s okay. Sean Connery won’t be around forever. And I still have me Paul Rudd.

Actress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt attend the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie presented by Chopin Vodka at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California.IActress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt attend the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie presented by Chopin Vodka at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California.IIActress Angelina Jolie and actor Brad Pitt attend the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie presented by Chopin Vodka at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California.IIIActor Brad Pitt attends the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California.

Actor Brad Pitt attends the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California. IIIActress Angelina Jolie attends the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California. IActress Angelina Jolie attends the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California. IIActress Angelina Jolie attends the SBIFF Outstanding Performance of the Year Award Ceremony for Angelina Jolie at the Arlington Theatre on February 2, 2008 in Santa Barbara, California. III

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One Comment on “We’ve Lost Her”

  1. Feb 4, 2008 - 4:24 am
    mimi

    She’s cute and appears to be preggers.

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