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February 4th, 2008

By: Melysa

Well, kids, Paula Abdul didn’t wind up having a nervous breakdown during her Super Bowl performance after all. I know that crap was pre-recorded, but I still expected some shit to go down in flames with a hysterical Paula crying in the midst of chaos.

Sadly, no such luck.

Instead she lip-synched to her newest single “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow,” a safe club song reminiscent of her heydays in the late ’80s and early ’90s, complete with voice synthesizer, and accompanied by some “slick” dance moves.

Paula needs to hurry up and put her memories away under lock and key already. My middle school dance teacher with osteoporosis moved better than this crazy.

On the other hand, check out this cleavage. …The way her necklace gently caresses her bosoms… Foxy!