Long Island Hookers
January 29th, 2008
By: Melysa

You can take the hookers out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Long Island out of the hookers.
Here’s a brassy Lindsay Lohan shopping with her 14-year-old sister Ali in New York City yesterday.
Did you read that? This skinny skank on the left is 14! At her age I was still playing with my Barbies. No judging. I waited until college to become a slut. At least I enjoyed my damn childhood.
Ali Lohan is the 8th grade class slut and you know it. Nothing like giving a hand job under the cafeteria table.
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the slut apple does not fall far from the skank tree.
Calling a fourteen year old girl a slut is not a cool thing for an adult to do
ali looks great!!!
that is an old ass looking 14 year old. she looks at least 35