Long Island Hookers

Lindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody

You can take the hookers out of Long Island, but you can’t take the Long Island out of the hookers.

Here’s a brassy Lindsay Lohan  shopping with her 14-year-old sister Ali in New York City yesterday.

Did you read that?  This skinny skank on the left is 14!  At her age I was still playing with my Barbies.  No judging.  I waited until college to become a slut.  At least I enjoyed my damn childhood.

Ali Lohan is the 8th grade class slut and you know it.  Nothing like giving a hand job under the cafeteria table.

Lindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody ILindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody II

Lindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody IIILindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody IVLindsay Lohan shopping in NYC yesterday with sister Ali and brother Cody V

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4 Comments on “Long Island Hookers”

  1. ken

    the slut apple does not fall far from the skank tree.

  2. Pop

    Calling a fourteen year old girl a slut is not a cool thing for an adult to do

  3. you are idiots!

    ali looks great!!!

  4. TUTU

    that is an old ass looking 14 year old. she looks at least 35

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