Zooey Deschanel Is Single And.. Wait, She Has How Much Money?

So, now that we know Zooey Deschanel is single, we can take a stab at making a run at her. We know her likes (indie rock, ironic pale dudes) and her dislikes (ok, maybe we don’t know her dislikes). Now, we just need an approach. She’s super cute, artistic, funny (maybe) and has a steady job. We can’t imagine she makes all that much… wait, what? She has how much money??

Details:

– Zooey — who stars in “New Girl” — makes an average of $95,000 a month
– Her expenses average $22,550 a month
– She has 3 credit cards … AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a 0 balance.
– She has $1,578,000 in the bank
– Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc.
– Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300

As for what she spends a month, Zooey says she drops $1,000 on groceries and household supplies, $500 eating out (really?), $800 on utilities, $300 for her various phones and email accounts, $600 in laundry and cleaning, $2,000 for clothes.

She’s hotter today than she was yesterday, huh? Yeah, admit it. You just adjusted your collar when you realized you were looking at a cute girl with bank. We see you!

Apparently she also donates $1,500 a month to charity. How nice. So, where do you stand?