Jordan Carver Makes A Mess Out Of Some Christmas Cookies

Somewhere in this set, apparently, there are Christmas cookies. At least that’s what I’ve been told. All I see, though, are Jordan Carver‘s boobs. That’s it. (“The cookies are down here…” Nope, they’re just where I want them to be!)

Here, as a bit of an early holiday gift. are some of the messiest, yet hottest cookie-related photos you will ever see. I’m not sure I’ve ever wanted a nasty Xmas cookie more than I do right now. Also, the “Oops, did I get dough on my…” look is fantastic. Jump!