Kim Kardashian Steps Out to Promote Her New Store With.. Austin Powers?

The alternative title to this post was going to be, “Kim Kardashian Gives Good Head,” or something along those lines. It’ll make much more sense, after the jump.

It looks as if she’s recovering nicely from her pretend marriage to NBA free agent Kris Humphries. (Note: I had to add the “free agent” part as another burn for this dude being such a moron. Sure, he made tons of cash, but he’s also become a punchline. How U, bro?)

I mean no disrespect in saying that this is a photo of Kardashian and Austin Powers, but I think it’s pretty funny. C’mon! From the neck up, that’s totally Austin Powers. Yeah, baby?

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Star of the show Kim Kardashian cut a striking figure in her clinging leopardskin mini dress, towering wedge heels and oversized dangling earrings to take a swanky private jet to Las Vegas earlier today

She joined mother Kris Jenner and sisters Kendall, Kourtney, Khloe and Kylie who were all spotted strolling out onto the concourse of Van Nuys airport for the grand opening of their Kardashian Khaos store.

Honestly? Playa’ hatin’ on the side? That’s the dumbest name for a store I’ve ever heard. So. Dumb. Might as well have called it Kardashian Kun.. never mind. Photos!