Your Daily Fug!

It’s stories such as this one that make award shows bearable. Fallen actress Sean Young (Wait, was she ever at the top?) was a drunken, Walmart-wearing mess at the Director’s Guild of America Awards Saturday night, and evidently was tossed out for too much hollering.

A witness told Defamer of the situation–

She started talking loudly through out the show…at times screaming in French at the stage when that French actress from La Vie en Rose [Ed. Note - That'd be Marion Cotillard] took the stage..at other times breaking into song. She yelled at a video clip of George Clooney from “Michael Clayton” and then would start nuzzling the neck of her date (who seemed oblivious) but it was when Julian Schnabel took the stage toward the end of the evening that she really went kook…yelling at him to “get on with it” and to “move it on” (The DGA Awards are unique, they let all of the film nominees say something about their films and thank their crews before naming the winner at the end of the night). Julian yelled back at her to “Have another drink, Honey” and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay. He continued to talk and Sean stood up and mad a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again. Finally a security guard came over and grabbed her arm and yanked her through the tables to the side door and tossed her out. Still can’t figure out who her date was (he looked like a lawyer type..an ohhhh he’s going to get it at work come Monday).

Can you blame the woman? That awards ceremony probably smelled of old people balls. I know George Clooney was there, but something tells me he was the youngest of the crop.

I’ll always love Sean Young. She played a man surgically altered into a woman for “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” and dressed up as “Catwoman” on Warner Bros. property and tried to convince Tim Burton and Michael Keaton that she’d be perfect for 1992’s “Batman Returns.”

She’s crazy like a fox, I tell you. Someone hurry and give her a reality show already! It’ll have people saying, ‘Paula Abdul, who??’